i’m so mad that my hands are shaking, i can feel my brain, my blood pressure is probably through the fucking roof right now.
so apparently ebay loves to fuck people sans lube in the fucking asshole. it’s their specialty. i’ve just had YET ANOTHER fucking ridiculous thing happen to me on this stupid fucking site, and i don’t even care if they suspend my account, i’m going to send some buyers e-mails that will make them wish they were never fucking born.
NOT MY FAULT YOU’RE ILLITERATE YOU STUPID FUCK
NOT MY FAULT THE MAIL ISN’T MAGICAL AND DELIVERS OVERNIGHT
i’m sorry, but since when do they allow people to file a claim about not receiving an item when it’s only been FIVE FUCKING DAYS?!
do you not know how mail works? obviously not. but of course, it’s my fault and then WITHOUT MY APPROVAL OR KNOWLEDGE they REFUND THIS MOTHER FUCKER and TAKE FUNDS FROM MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT.
meanwhile, this dumb cunt has received their item by now, if not then by tomorrow, and i’m FUCKED.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THE FREE SHIT
I HOPE YOU DIE
you do not want to fuck with me while i’m pmsing.